.smooth-brain-designs

.game-designer

.ui-ux-developer

.data-analyst

.about-me

Who are we? I'm Andrei — founder, CEO, CTO, QA lead, janitor, blacksmith, horse whisperer, and part-time lobster fisherman. The team is small, but the synergy is unparalleled.

.education

  • MA Digital Media & Game Studies (2025-Present) — Babeș-Bolyai University
  • BA Game Design (2022-2025) — Uppsala University, Campus Gotland
  • Front End Web Developer Certificate (2018)
  • Political Science Studies (2020-2022) — Babeș-Bolyai University
  • Certified Agile Scrum Master (expired)
  • Shaman Chiropractor (unlicensed)
  • Horseshoe Bending (correspondence course)
  • Lobster Whispering (field experience)
  • LinkedIn Influencer Bootcamp (dropped out)

.skills

  • .engines: Unity / Unreal Engine 5 / Godot / Love2D / Raylib / GameMaker / Defold / MonoGame
  • .programming: Lua / C / Python / SQL / HTML/CSS/JavaScript / C# / C++
  • .design-tools: Adobe Photoshop / Illustrator / InDesign / Blender
  • .research: Mixed-methods / nVivo / Qualitative coding / Data interpretation
  • .other: Git / JIRA / Excel / FastAPI
  • .bonus: Salt Farming (LoL) / Pro Googling / Crying in Jira / MS Paint (expert)

.projects

Vaporwave Bullet Hell
.vaporwave-bullet-hell

Love2D/Lua shooter with RGB color theory mechanics, 24 artifact synergies, custom audio analysis, and procedural enemy formations.

.nova-cognition-framework

Python LLM memory simulation framework with FastAPI and OpenAI API for meta-contextual chat data processing.

.ux-scratcher

Rapid usability research toolkit. Find out why users cry. Make them cry less. Hopefully.

.data-visualizer

Player metrics dashboard. Numbers become lines. Lines become insights. Insights justify decisions.

.infinite-backlog

A project management tool that visualizes your steam library and weeps. Integrates with existential dread.

.abyss-clicker

Idle game where you click the void. The void clicks back. Prestige system based on ego death.

.grandma-souls

Soulslike but you're a grandmother. Parry with knitting needles. Estus flask is soup.

.linkedin-survival-horror

Roguelike where you navigate recruiter DMs. Permadeath. "Quick chat?" is the final boss.

.features

.ui-ux-design

Rapid iteration and high-fidelity prototypes with user testing.

.game-design

Systemic gameplay, risk/reward loops, and balancing.

.data-analysis

Cohort analysis, funnel optimization, and A/B testing.

.tools

Custom editor tools for designers and producers.

.exorcisms

Agile-certified demon removal for haunted codebases and legacy spaghetti.

.crystal-resonance

Chakra-aligned debugging using ethically sourced quartz arrays.

.aura-consulting

Full-spectrum energy audits for toxic team dynamics and bad git commits.

.lobster-divination

Sprint planning via crustacean entrail reading. 87% accuracy on Tuesdays.

.company-goals

Launch three mobile games with sustainable monetization models. Expand our UI/UX consulting services to five new clients. Complete our data analytics dashboard overhaul. Achieve work-life balance (aspirational).

Establish a 15-person studio with dedicated art, design, and engineering teams. Develop our own game engine optimized for 2D pixel-art workflows. Secure Series A funding. Launch flagship IP across PC and console. Finally understand what "synergy" actually means.

Acquire three indie studios to form mega-conglomerate. IPO on NASDAQ with meme-worthy stock ticker. Partner with Netflix for animated series adaptation. Build corporate headquarters shaped like a giant D20. Develop AI that generates corporate buzzwords faster than humans can cringe at them.

Launch Earth's first orbital game development studio for zero-gravity pixel art. Establish aqua park on the moon's Sea of Tranquility (chlorinated, obviously). Develop neural-link VR that makes you actually good at Dark Souls. Clone myself to finally have enough bandwidth for all these meetings. Train lobsters to code. Achieve immortality through blockchain technology. Make "synergy" a legally protected word that requires a license to use.

.testimonials

.chad-synergistics
Chief Vibes Officer, Paradigm Shift Solutions

"Andrei's ability to circle back on low-hanging fruit while maintaining bandwidth for deep dives is truly best-in-class. His deliverables consistently move the needle on our north star metrics. Let's take this offline and schedule a sync to align on next steps."

.brenda-actionables
Synergy Architect, Disruption Dynamics Inc.

"Working with Andrei was a real game-changer for our agile transformation journey. His thought leadership and pivot expertise helped us leverage our core competencies to maximize stakeholder value. 10/10 would synergize again."

.derek-pivotmaster
Innovation Ninja, Corporate Retreat Specialists

"Andrei seamlessly integrated into our culture-fit framework and delivered actionable insights that really moved the needle. His ability to think outside the box while staying in his lane is unparalleled. A true professional nodder and reply-all survivor."